![]() ![]() How can I explain it to my kids?ġ0) I have a subscription to a series of books chronicling the Leader’s speeches. Everyone got a badge with a picture of the Leader – everyone except me. The shoes I bought have a quality stamp on the soles featuring the state coat of arms.ĩ) Yesterday at work we had a rally in support of Directive No. As usual, one of the coffins was draped in the flag of our great Motherland.Ħ) Stop printing the portrait of our Great Leader in the weekly newspaper.ħ) Whoever authorized the production of “Leader” branded condoms must be punished! He is the rock-hard shaft around which our society is built, and he deserves the proper respect!Ĩ) I used my shoe voucher at Store No. It covered up everyone’s windows.ĥ) A few days ago, another group of dead soldiers was buried in the city cemetery. ![]() ![]() The actors couldn’t finish their performance.Ĥ) A huge propaganda poster was put on our building as part of the preparations for a military parade. Complaint – Patriotismġ) Those mobile propaganda units in the streets make far too much noise! We’ve had far too many cases of shattered windows!Ģ) What are the youth of today supposed to think? Who among them would want to serve in an army where they can’t even spell the word “execution” properly?ģ) The electricity went out during the most recent performance of “Real Patriots Eat Turnips” at the Red Torch Theater. 8790 of the Ministry of Order!ġ1) A respectful hello to you! I would like to report that the management of our plant is criminally delaying the introduction of X-ray equipment to the entrance checkpoint in accordance with Ministry of Order Directive No. I recently discovered that carpenters’ reports about coffins for the Front were not marked as “confidential” – thus violating Directive No. 10) Greetings! I’m an archivist in the military archive. ![]()
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